4 Ways To Gain 100 Pounds Of Muscle In 3 Months - Hodge Twins
These unconventional guidelines will help you gain 100lbs of muscle in 90 days. They even come different options in case the first one are too radical.
They released a video titled "Trolling Fitness Noobs- How To Increase Muscle Gains" which you can find below. WARNING: You might need a sense of humor to go through the full list!
Sucking off a small donkey’s dick, daily. obtaining 0.5 lbs of semen.
1. Adding 25 lbs the first week.
2. ALL KINDS of natural testosterone.
3. human growth hormones.
4. horse growth hormones.
5. Free creatine.
6. Free glutamine.
8. Beta-gains and Creagains.
Google Horse Semen China
Although the government takes those links down, because it doesn’t want people to go too anabolic.
Tip : If a link is down, check back after 12 hours
Step 1: Jerk off on your gym’s toilet seat
Step 2: While masturbating with your dominant hand, maintain all your semen in your non-dominant hand
Step 3: use your non-dominant hand to slurp all the cum.
Step 4: (optional) : wash your hands
1. All kinds of protein.
2. IGF-1 : Insulin-Like Growth Factor.
3. Human Growth Factors.
5. Human Growth Hormones.
The argument: That sperm makes babies. Babies grow to get huge. You want to get huge.
Considerations when swallowing the anabolic semen:
1. It takes 15 minutes to kick in.
2. Human semen gets you big, horse semen gets you huge.
5lbs of gains the first day
Step 1: Go to the pet store.
Step 2: Purchase a pitbull.
Step 3: suck his dick.
At home semen
Argument : Pitbulls are strong and ripped. Reap their genetics from their dicks.
Considerations : if the pitbull is unhappy with your dick-sucking skills, you might get ripped to shreds.
Good luck. Let us know which option you found to be the funniest!