10 UNEXPECTED SIDE EFFECTS OF GETTING FIT
Sure fitness makes your body look great, but it also brings a slew of other corollaries. Here are 10 unexpected side effects to getting fit.
(1)- STRUGGLING TO FIND PANTS THAT FIT YOUR GROWING QUADS AND SHRINKING WAIST.
Wearing sweats to work might be a very real necessity. Pro tip: Get to meetings early so you can sit before anybody else comes in. Then pretend to be taking notes until everyone leaves. No one will ever be the wiser.
(2)- BEING THE GO-TO NUTRITION GURU IN YOUR SOCIAL CIRCLE.
No Sally, you're not going to see gains from 10 minutes of running followed by a victory post-workout meal at KFC.
(3)- FINALLY DECIDING TO LIKE VEGETABLES.
Well Kind of..
(4)- LOOKING DAMN GOOD IN A SWIMSUIT, NO MATTER THE SEASON.
Oh what? It's inappropriate for me to wear this bikini to the office? My bad.
(5)- COMPLIMENTING A PERSON'S SNATCH?EVEN IF YOU GIGGLE.
A lift that's also a euphemism for lady parts? #winning
(6)- FINALLY HAVING A GOOD ANSWER TO "HOW MUCH YA BENCH?"
It's taken years for you to earn a respectable bench. Now, you're chasing that dream of throwing around three wheels.
(7)- OWNING A VAST ARRAY OF SHAKER CUPS.
The shaker cup is the most useful piece of swag ever invented. You've dedicated 1/3 of your shelf space to storing them.
(8)- ACKNOWLEDGING THE POWER OF THE ALL-MIGHTY MULTI-VITAMIN.
Your "Flintstone kid" days might be over, but that doesn't mean you can't down a daily multi. After all, they keep you strong and growing.
(9)- ENJOYING THE SATISFACTION OF A BULGING BICEPS VEIN.
There's nothing better than reaping the fruits of your arms-day labors.